thediagonallie:

findadventure:

victoryjobs:

we were taught about how David and Jonathan were ~best bros~

when this was

obviously

not the case

#that time there was a gay couple in the bible and nobody talked about it ever

JOHNDAVE IS CANON I’M FUCKING LAUGHING SO HARD

helikesshelikesilikeart:

gesture practice

nocturnofshadow:

redfruitwhiteseeds:

buttless-butler:

Two-face from DC Comics

By Meagan Marie

Impressive makeup work!

OH MY GOD 

this is a fantastic cosplay

well done, my dear

fan-troll:

interruptmag:

Go to your nearest target. Buy a two pack of pushup bras (24$ for 2), and target’s bra inserts (12$). Then go to your nearest Walmart and buy the Vasserette Control Shapewear Panties (2.50 each), they do wonders for helping your tuck. There you go! You just saved yourself a lot of money, you can afford to buy enough to wear every day, and best of all you look fabulous. -@twidx

2.50 for a girdle is a GREAT deal, gogogogo

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <sma

chip-skylark-oppa:

OMG THIS VIDEO JUST PLAYED AS AN AD ON YOUTUBE AND I DONT KNOW IF YALL HAVE SEEN IT YET BUT IT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER???

I REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY’RE TRYING TO ADVERTISE BUT ITS SOME TYPE OF A STORY ABOUT TWO CUTE GIRLS THAT SYMBOLIZE A PROTON AND AN ELECTRON AND I THINK THEY ARE IN LOVE????

pixelatedparty:

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herpderpwong:

thedalekshavetheimpala:

goldembers:

captainnaustralia:

i made a thing

helpful as fuck

Are you a teacher because you should be one

Reblogging for future reference

moosefix:

gamzee, mucking around with face paint, uncanon kurloz and canon kurloz :)